MMMMMMMMMMM...M! I LOVE WATERMELON
Hi, My name is Eliot Green and I want to introduce you to the greatest thing to ever come into my life since spiderman undies, watermelon. OHHHH I love watermelon and I believe it should be in every household. Watermelon is so amazing because it's delicious, uum It's Delicious and there is a lot of it. When I was younger I had a dream about a watermelon. It came down from the great patch in the sky and delievered watermelon to my village for a lifetime. That dream was the moment I learned, watermelon will forever be the most delicious thing to ever grace God's green earth. First let me tell you about how watermelon taste. Honestly I can't because it's to good, so I'll try my best. Imagine your favorite food ever that came down from heaven on a plate made of diamonds hosted by angels and covered in chocolate. Yes, as ridiculous as that sounds it is that good. But the taste isn't the best part. Watermelons are large enough to feed a a small african family(... In africa...) for at least 3 months. Finally the last thing that makes watermelon amazing is the fact IT TASTE SO GOOD! And that's why everyone needs a watermelon in their home.
p.s. Watermelon goes phenominally well with fried chicken
Wow, Eliot. I am going to leave the content alone, and mention the need for a link to some really cool variety of watermelon (or perhaps to a great smoothie recipe for that delicious fruit).
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